Dean Quote #37

Quote from Dean in P.S. I Lo...

Lorelai: I just want to tell you that I think you are scum.
Dean: Gee, thanks.
Lorelai: You are going to be hard-pressed to find another girl as fantastic as Rory. You know that?
Dean: What are you-
Lorelai: She is beautiful and smart and did not deserve to be treated that way by you.
Dean: Treated what way?
Lorelai: I thought you were a good guy. I thought you were going to make her happy. I was such an idiot. I thought you were a good pick. But I was wrong, and I hate to be wrong.
Dean: I am sick and tired of everyone blaming this thing on me. I mean, you and this whole stupid town looking at me like I'm a criminal. I say, "I love you", and she just sits there, and I'm the jerk? I'm the bad guy?
Lorelai: What?
Dean: You know what? Fine, think what you want. I don't care. Just leave me alone.

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Quote from Luke

Lorelai: Why don't you go to the mall, walk around a little.
Luke: No. No malls. I hate malls.
Lorelai: Rant number two.
Luke: They underpay employees and overprice merchandise. They contribute to urban sprawl. They encourage materialism. The parking's a horror. You drive in, you pay a buck. And even if you're only there for five...
Lorelai: Okay, Emma Goldman, I'll tell you what. I'll go for you.

Quote from Luke

Luke: It's Rachel's birthday. Don't say anything. She doesn't want anyone to know. She hates birthdays.
Lorelai: Not as much as she'll hate the potholders.
Luke: I don't know how to buy gifts. I don't like to buy gifts. I don't like getting gifts. I mean, this whole gift-giving-and-getting process is completely insane.
Lorelai: The rant begins.
Luke: I mean, suddenly, on a certain date the level of my affection for a person isn't measured by the way I treat them or what we share. [Lorelai yawns] Just because I didn't buy her furry slippers or a giant shoetree... all of a sudden, I suck.

Quote from Lorelai

Luke: I'm not trying anything on.
Lorelai: Hey, it's not like the lumberjack look will ever go out, it won't. But just once, wouldn't it be nice not to be dressed like an extra from Seven Brides for Seven Brothers?