Sookie Quote #296

Quote from Sookie in I Am Kayak, Hear Me Roar

Sookie: To heat most of these up, you just zap them for a couple minutes. Don't worry. Each meal has a note with cooking instructions taped to it.
Lorelai: Did I already tell you you're a goddess?
Sookie: You might have mentioned something to that effect. Could I be the one with the multiarms?
Lorelai: The who?
Sookie: The goddess with all these arms. I want to be her.

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 ‘I Am Kayak, Hear Me Roar’ Quotes

Quote from Emily

Emily: It's like a canoe.
Lorelai: What's like a canoe?
Emily: Life.
Lorelai: Okay.
Emily: You're just paddling along in a canoe.
Lorelai: Mother, have you ever been in a canoe?
Emily: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Well, I just can't picture you in a canoe.
Emily: Your father and I have been paddling a canoe together for years. Only now, he's dropped the paddle. He just dropped it. Not only that, but now the canoe is going in circles. Without your father there, I'm paddling on my side and the canoe is spinning in circles, and the harder I paddle, the faster it spins, and it's hard work, and I'm getting tired.

Quote from Lorelai

Emily: The idea that two grown men hitting a tiny ball with metal sticks is the equivalent of Hamlet... ridiculous. But can I say anything? No! Because I can't agitate him.
Lorelai: It is ridiculous. Golf is really more like Richard III. They're all hunched over.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: What? Her mouth is moving. I can't hear anything. Is something wrong with my ears?
Rory: No, I don't think it's your ears, poor thing.
Lorelai: Ugh, this house is a giant Skinner box with Chippendale chairs.