Emily Quote #491
Quote from Emily in Driving Miss Gilmore
Lorelai: Okay, Mom, what's next?
Emily: You don't have to say it like that.
Lorelai: I just spent the last hour and a half watching you get a manicure.
Emily: It's my standing appointment, Lorelai.
Lorelai: Yeah, except I was the one standing 'cause there weren't enough seats.
Emily: Well, if I'd missed that appointment, it would be weeks before I could get another, I'd be walking around with hobo hands. Now, stop being so surly. This is the last stop.
Lorelai: Great. You realize we're in Beacon Falls?
Emily: So what?
Lorelai: So we've driven almost as far as Stars Hollow. Now I'll have to drive you all the way back to Hartford.
Emily: Well, I'm sorry, Lorelai. Next time I have some sort of illness, you can put me on an iceberg and float me out to sea. Let's go.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Driving Miss Gilmore’ Quotes
Quote from Emily
Lorelai: This is my car.
Emily: We can't go in this. We have to take the other car.
Lorelai: What other car? No, Mom, that's not a car. That's a rap-video set.
Emily: I ordered it specially. It has the darkest windows available. They say it's the car Jay-Z uses when he's in town. I assume that's an entertainer of some sort. The windows are bulletproof. They kept saying that as if it's a selling point. I told them I was not paying extra for bulletproof windows. I haven't been strafed in years.
Quote from Emily
Emily: Whatever it is, I want her name big and prominent.
Rory: My name?
Richard: The Rory Gilmore political science building.
Emily: The Rory Gilmore anthropology building.
Rory: Uh, guys?
Richard: The Rory Gilmore cultural center.
Emily: The Rory Gilmore auditorium.
Quote from Emily
Rory: While I think it's very generous of both of you to want to do this for me-
Emily: The Rory Gilmore observatory.
Rory: I still go to Yale, so having something with my name on it might be kind of-
Richard: The Rory Gilmore center for international affairs.
Emily: Oh, wait, the Rory Gilmore library.
Richard: And art gallery.
Emily: And ancient-history museum.
Lorelai: Forget it, kid, Grandma and Grandpa have gone bye-bye.
Richard: The Rory Gilmore medical research laboratory.
Emily: No that sounds like monkey testing. People will picket!