Lorelai: Okay, Mom, what's next?
Emily: You don't have to say it like that.
Lorelai: I just spent the last hour and a half watching you get a manicure.
Emily: It's my standing appointment, Lorelai.
Lorelai: Yeah, except I was the one standing 'cause there weren't enough seats.
Emily: Well, if I'd missed that appointment, it would be weeks before I could get another, I'd be walking around with hobo hands. Now, stop being so surly. This is the last stop.
Lorelai: Great. You realize we're in Beacon Falls?
Emily: So what?
Lorelai: So we've driven almost as far as Stars Hollow. Now I'll have to drive you all the way back to Hartford.
Emily: Well, I'm sorry, Lorelai. Next time I have some sort of illness, you can put me on an iceberg and float me out to sea. Let's go.