Kirk Quote #208
Quote from Kirk in Bridesmaids Revisited
Lorelai: What are you doing, Kirk?
Kirk: Did you just eat a 3 Musketeers?
Lorelai: No.
Kirk: You're sure? You really smell like nougat.
Luke: Stop sniffing my fiancee.
Kirk: I can't help it. My senses are much more finely tuned these days.
Lorelai: What is the scary man talking about?
Luke: He's on a juice fast.
Lorelai: Why?
Kirk: Just wanted to clean out the pipes, refocus the arteries. I want to get the healthy glow of someone who consistently goes to the gym. Without having to go to the gym, of course.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Bridesmaids Revisited’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: I used to play board games with Rory a lot. She'd get very upset when I'd cheat. So cute.
Quote from Rory
Logan: I see you went with Faye Dunaway in Network.
Rory: And Maureen Dowd "come hither" pumps for good measure.
Quote from Paris
Paris: Men suck.
Rory: They do suck.
Paris: Can't count on them. They never have your back.
Rory: No, they don't.
Paris: They make you love them, and then they let you down, and you're walking around with a stomachache for the next six months.
Rory: Is that how long it lasts?
Paris: I don't know. I hope it's only six months.