Emily Quote #470
Quote from Emily in Friday Night's Alright for Fighting
Emily: So I lead her over to the good table, smiling like we are the best friends in the world, and I tell her, Shira, you don't think Rory is good enough to be in your family? "She is. We are just as good as you are. After all, you are nothing but a two-bit gold digger, and how you managed to bag Mitchum I will never know."
Lorelai: You did not.
Richard: Oh, yes, she did. I told her Mitchum still plays around.
Lorelai: Oh, no.
Richard: Tell her exactly what you said.
Emily: What did I say?
Richard: About her weight going...
Emily: Oh, yes, yes. I got it. I told her, "Mitchum still plays around, you know. Well, of course you know. That's why your weight goes up and down 30 pounds every 3 months."
Richard: Ruthless woman!
Lorelai: I bow to the foot of the master.
Emily: I only wished I'd remembered to call her a cocktail waitress.
Lorelai: Ooh, ooh, that's my mother's version of the "C" word.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Friday Night's Alright for Fighting’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Keep him occupied for a second.
Sookie: Hi, Paul Anka. You want to come have a sleepover at my house, huh? What are you doing?
Lorelai: Uh, he freaks out if he sees his leash. You have to make sure you hide it from him, make sure he doesn't see you putting it on him.
Sookie: How is he once he's on the leash?
Lorelai: Oh, he's totally fine having his personal freedom slowly stripped away as long as he's completely unaware that it's happening. Just like a true American.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Hey. Did I wake you? 'Cause I brushed my teeth in the shower so you wouldn't hear the sink run.
Luke: No, you didn't wake me up.
Lorelai: But then it occurred to me while I was in the shower that you could probably hear the shower run, and that defeated the purpose of the whole shower-toothbrush combo.
Luke: Why are you up so early?
Lorelai: Oh, well, you know me.
Luke: I do, so why are you up so early?
Lorelai: I have chores.
Luke: It's 6:00 in the morning.
Lorelai: Well, it's early morning chores.
Luke: What's early morning chores?
Lorelai: You know, just milking cows, feeding chickens, slopping pigs.
Luke: You have to slop pigs?
Lorelai: Well, they're certainly not gonna slop themselves.
Quote from Paris
Paris: I can't get anyone to write their names on their cups and use them again. It doesn't seem that hard. Open sharpie, write name.
Rory: Maybe people don't want to reuse a paper cup.
Paris: Well, then, hopefully people who don't want to reuse a paper cup won't mind buying SPF5000 for their grandkids when the rainforest is gone and the ozone layer is a doily and the human race is bursting into flames.
Rory: Maybe we could just tell everyone to bring a mug for their water.
Paris: We could, but they won't bring a mug, just like they won't properly proof their articles or double-check their sources.