Quote from Lorelai in Friday Night's Alright for Fighting
Lorelai: Hey. Did I wake you? 'Cause I brushed my teeth in the shower so you wouldn't hear the sink run. Luke: No, you didn't wake me up. Lorelai: But then it occurred to me while I was in the shower that you could probably hear the shower run, and that defeated the purpose of the whole shower-toothbrush combo. Luke: Why are you up so early? Lorelai: Oh, well, you know me. Luke: I do, so why are you up so early? Lorelai: I have chores. Luke: It's 6:00 in the morning. Lorelai: Well, it's early morning chores. Luke: What's early morning chores? Lorelai: You know, just milking cows, feeding chickens, slopping pigs. Luke: You have to slop pigs? Lorelai: Well, they're certainly not gonna slop themselves.