Luke: Are you okay?
Lorelai: I'm fine.
Luke: You don't look fine.
Lorelai: Thank you.
Luke: I meant you look concerned.
Lorelai: I'm preoccupied.
Luke: You look concerned.
Lorelai: I'm not.
Luke: Fine. You just look it.
Lorelai: Hey, you know, some streamers would look great here.
Luke: Okay, I'm done.

Rory: Sorry.
Lorelai: Save your apologies for the Indians.

Luke: I'm not going to say you look concerned.
Lorelai: I won't talk about how you'd look dressed like a guy from The Crucible.
Luke: Fair enough.

Lorelai: I didn't love the way I found out but you're getting older. These things are bound to happen occasionally. Actually, I think it's great.
Rory: No, you don't.
Lorelai: Yes, I do. I'm thrilled.
Rory: [sighs] Thrilled?
Lorelai: Yeah.
Rory: You're completely weirded out by this, aren't you?
Lorelai: No, you're crazy. I'm perfectly fine with it.
Rory: You don't seem fine. You seem the complete opposite of fine.
Lorelai: Well, you're projecting that on me because you don't want to think that I'm fine when I am, as I have said, fine.
Rory: Okay.
Lorelai: Never been finer.
Rory: Got it. [eats Chinese food] You want some?
Lorelai: No, thanks. I'm fine.

Lorelai: See, that wasn't so bad.
Rory: You're right.
Lorelai: I said nothing embarrassing, nothing stupid.
Rory: I appreciate that.
Lorelai: So chill out, supermarket slut.
Rory: See, even a little information in your hands is dangerous.

Dean: Hey, you forgot your Red Vines.
Lorelai: [gasps] Oh, wow! You totally saved the night! Thanks.
Dean: Sure.
Lorelai: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Dean: Me? Uh, well, I don't know.
Lorelai: Well, do you want to come over? We're ordering pizza, we got a movie. Neighborhood's got a pool to see who falls into a sugar coma first. I'm the favorite. It might be fun.
Dean: Um, well, I'm...
Lorelai: Oh, it's totally casual. I'm sure Rory would love it.
Dean: Okay, sure.

Rory: No, you can't uninvite him. He'll think I wigged out or something.
Lorelai: Well, then I'll just disappear, and you guys can be alone.
Rory: Oh, and have it look like my mom arranged a date for me? No!
Lorelai: Well, what do we do?
Rory: He has to come.
Lorelai: It won't be so bad, okay? Just pizza, and a movie, and hanging out. I promise you won't feel like your mother is there.
Rory: Okay.
Lorelai: You might, however, feel like my mother is there.

Rory: What time did you tell him to get here?
Lorelai: 7:00.
Rory: Maybe something happened. Maybe he's not coming.
Lorelai: Maybe he's just late, Miss German Train.

Lorelai: So, Dean, how do you like it here in Stars Hollow?
Dean: I like it. Uh, it's quiet, but nice. I like all the trees everywhere.
Lorelai: Yeah, the trees here are something. Uh, when Rory was little, she found out that one was called a weeping willow. And so she spent hours trying to cheer it up. You know, like telling it jokes and... [Rory shakes her head] No, I'm sorry. That was me. Would you like a tour of the house?
Dean: Okay.
Lorelai: So, this is the living room, where we do our living. And um... Upstairs is my room and the good bathroom. And, uh, the kitchen is right through here. [Lorelai hides the childhood photos of Rory] You ever heard a fridge yodel before? Well, you have your basics. Microwave for popcorn, stove for storing shoes, refrigerator, which is completely worthless.
Dean: Interesting. [doorbell rings]
Lorelai: Oh, I'll get that. Rory, you take over as tour guide. Make sure and show him the emergency exits.

Rory: Where's the pizza?
Lorelai: The pizza's...
Sookie: [enters] Just bringing in the pizza. Hi, I'm Sookie. I'm a friend of Lorelai's.
Dean: Hi.
Sookie: Hi. Nice to meet you, Dean. Not that I knew you were Dean. But you look like a Dean. Doesn't he look like a Dean?
Lorelai: Yeah, of all the people in this room, he looks most like a Dean. Bye, Sookie.
Sookie: Have fun. Okay.