Lorelai: Paul Anka loves this room too.
Rory: Hey, you ever hear that tape of him chewing out his band after a show? "When I move, I slice like a hammer! The guys get shirts!"
Lorelai: That's the human Paul Anka.
Rory: I don't believe the canine version exists.
Lorelai: He is just laying low until he figures out you're not going to break his heart or eat his pig's ears or something.
Rory: Well, the chicken's got to show his face so I can prove myself.

Lorelai: So, what all do you have going on today?
Rory: Oh, she's already got a list going. Follow up calls to Yale to make sure I'm all set up for spring semester, four hours of community service - I'm going to try to stretch it to five because I am tantalizingly close to being done - my engine light was on, but I already took care of that.
Lorelai: This morning?
Rory: Got to Gypsy's shop before it opened. There was only one other annoying early bird ahead of me, but I bribed Gypsy with a pack of Rolo's and she took me first.
Lorelai: She is such a Rolo whore.
Rory: I've got tons of e-mails to return, and, oh, I've got to get the Eagle Gazette a bunch of stuff I've written.
Lorelai: Okay. Don't forget to sleep, daughter of mine.
Rory: And, uh, I've got to unpack and organize everything and that's it, for now.
Lorelai: Okay, but you will have to leave the bathroom to do all that.
Rory: Mm, reluctantly.

Rory: He has emerged. I'm assuming that's Paul Anka.
Lorelai: Well, it ain't Louis Prima.
Rory: Shoo! Shoo!
Lorelai: What are you doing?
Rory: He shouldn't be on the table.
Lorelai: That's his favorite spot. What are you going to do next, tell him he can't drink out of my water glass?

Lorelai: Okay. "Babette - cats".
Rory: Death?
Lorelai: No.
Rory: Adopted another one?
Lorelai: No.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Recorded their meows, did some editing and cut a record of them singing "Ring of Fire".
Rory: Well, that goes straight to the top of my charts.

Lorelai: Oh, this is a new one. Kirk's got a new hobby. He's doing-
Rory: Doing Tai Chi?
Lorelai: How'd you know that?
Rory: Because he's doing it right there.
Lorelai: Is it possible for him to do something without looking a little silly?
Rory: He wouldn't be Kirk then.

Lorelai: "Bendleshnitz"?
Rory: That's not English.
Lorelai: I know. I'll add it to the ones that I can't make out. And... brazzlefrat.
Rory: Another unreadable one.
Lorelai: They're stacking up.

Lane: So, what were your favorites on the tape?
Rory: Well, 'Melissa' was catchy, and 'Calling Francine'. But that other one, 'Rebecca in the Morning', that was my favorite.
Lane: Mine too!
Rory: Zach's into songs with girl's names, huh?
Lane: He thinks that's our best shot at radio play. Worked for the Police, the Knack, Franz Ferdinand.
Rory: Good thinking.

Lane: Hey, do you want to be our D.A. Pennebaker? We're borrowing a video camera, and we need someone sober to do the photography.
Rory: I could set my crack pipe aside for the night and do that.

Lorelai: Hope it's not cold. Oops, I think I jinxed it!
Lorelai & Rory: Jinx back, double pinkie, round the side, double pinkie, jinx back.

Sookie: Okay. If you can travel back in time and make me not make the veal and ham pate, I'd appreciate it. Talk me out of these things in the future, guys.