‘The One with the Dirty Girl’
Season 4, Episode 6 - Aired November 6, 1997
Ross starts dating a new woman and is shocked by the state of her apartment. When Monica and Phoebe cater a funeral, the widow tries to avoid paying them. After Chandler finds the perfect birthday present for Kathy, he pushes Joey to get her a better gift.
Quote from Joey
Joey: I got to tell you I feel bad taking credit for this, because man am I going to get a lot of credit for this.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Happy birthday. I'm sorry.
Kathy: You really didn't have to.
Chandler: You see, you think it's just a pen, but you turn it over and it's also a clock.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Want to go to bed?
Kathy: I'll be in, in a minute.
Joey: Oh, don't forget your coupon.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Hey, we should have a contest. Yeah. See who can bring home the most beautiful woman.
Chandler: That's a good idea, Joe. We could call it life.