Phoebe Quote #1471
Quote from Phoebe in The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
Phoebe: Bitsy? Hi. Listen, I just wanted to thank you again for having me here tonight.
Bitsy: Well, not at all.
Phoebe: Also, I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Bitsy: Thank you. I think so too.
Phoebe: And, you know, it really is a testament to how he was raised. Especially to you, because he's very respectful of women.
Bitsy: Is he really?
Phoebe: Are you kidding? He is so considerate of my feelings. You know, I think you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
Bitsy: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Oh, no, no, no. No, don't get me wrong. No, not in like a sissy way. No, no, no. When he gets going he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave.
Bitsy: That's ... my boy.
Mike: Awesome.
‘The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hello!
Mike: Mom, Dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents, Theodore and Bitsy.
Phoebe: [as Katharine Hepburn] Theodore, Bitsy. What a delight.
Bitsy: It's so nice to finally meet you.
Phoebe: And you. Your home is lovely.
Bitsy: Well, thank you. I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.
Phoebe: Holy crap!
Quote from Mike
Mike: Did you just hit my dad?
Phoebe: Yes. I'm sorry. I've never met a boyfriend's parents before.
Mike: But, I mean, you have met humans before, right?
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: Mom, Dad. Thanks for dinner.
Phoebe: I had a great time. [as Katharine Hepburn] It was really top-drawer. And here's something rich. Thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the coat closet. Ta-ta!