Quote from Phoebe in The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
Phoebe: Hello! Mike: Mom, Dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents, Theodore and Bitsy. Phoebe: [as Katharine Hepburn] Theodore, Bitsy. What a delight. Bitsy: It's so nice to finally meet you. Phoebe: And you. Your home is lovely. Bitsy: Well, thank you. I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors. Phoebe: Holy crap!