Quote from Phoebe in The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
Phoebe: Bitsy? Hi. Listen, I just wanted to thank you again for having me here tonight. Bitsy: Well, not at all. Phoebe: Also, I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is. Bitsy: Thank you. I think so too. Phoebe: And, you know, it really is a testament to how he was raised. Especially to you, because he's very respectful of women. Bitsy: Is he really? Phoebe: Are you kidding? He is so considerate of my feelings. You know, I think you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover. Bitsy: Excuse me? Phoebe: Oh, no, no, no. No, don't get me wrong. No, not in like a sissy way. No, no, no. When he gets going he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave. Bitsy: That's ... my boy. Mike: Awesome.