Ross Quote #98
Quote from Ross in The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
Rachel: See, Rach I don't think swearing off guys altogether is the answer. I really don't. I think what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process.
Rachel: No, no. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know. I just gotta figure out what I want.
Ross: No, no. See, because not all guys out there are gonna be a Paolo.
Rachel: No, I know. I know. And l'm sure your little boy's not gonna grow up to be one.
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?
Ross: I'm having a boy?
Rachel: No. No. In fact, you're not having a boy.
Ross: I'm having a boy. Huh? Am I having a boy?
Monica: You're having a boy!
Ross: I'm having a boy! l'm having a boy!
Chandler: What?
Joey: What is it?
Ross: I'm having a boy! I'm having a boy!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Dozen Lasagnas’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: I can't believe you don't wanna know. I couldn't not know. If the doctor knows, Carol and Susan knows-
Monica: And Monica knows.
Ross: How could you know? I don't even know.
Monica: Carol called to thank me for the lasagna. I asked. She told me.
Joey: So what's it gonna be? [Monica whispers in Joey's ear.]
Ross: Oh, great! Now he knows.
Monica: I'm sorry. l'm just excited about being an aunt.
Joey: Or an uncle!
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Okay, so just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?
Joey: That's the rule.
Chandler: What rule? There's no rule. if anything, you owe me a table.
Joey: How did you get there?
Chandler: Well, I believe this piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delveccio.
Joey: You knew about that?
Chandler: Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?
Ross: Yep. You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I could find my way out of there like that!
Phoebe: Ooh, this is cool. It says in some parts of the world people actually eat the placenta.
Chandler: And we're done with the yogurt.