Quote from Chandler in The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
Chandler: Okay, so just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? Joey: That's the rule. Chandler: What rule? There's no rule. if anything, you owe me a table. Joey: How did you get there? Chandler: Well, I believe this piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delveccio. Joey: You knew about that? Chandler: Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.