Phoebe Quote #1405
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)
Cliff: Oh, my God. That's the doctor who was in my room before.
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, Mr. Percocet.
Cliff: I'm telling you, the guy from that show was here in my room asking me all these weird questions.
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
Joey: Rachel's having her baby.
Cliff: That's him. You know him?
Phoebe: Okay. Okay. I- Okay. Listen, I sent my friend, Joey, in here to find out stuff about you. If it- You know, if it helps, you came off great. A lot better than I'm coming off right now.
‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel there's an empty private room right next door to hers?
Monica: We could. Or we could have sex in it.
Chandler: Well, let me think about that. While I remove my pants.
Monica: Okay, mister. Fertilize me.
[nasal laughter]
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Chandler: If it's not, then there's two of them. And that would mean it's the end of the world.
Quote from Rachel
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what you're doing. Just raising her all alone.
Rachel: Oh, I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross.
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Rachel: Well, then he gets a divorce. It's Ross.
Quote from Janice
Janice: Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember, Chandler. [laughs]