Joey Quote #1368
Quote from Joey in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)
Joey: He's crazy. Why doesn't he wanna be with Rachel?
Monica: I know.
Joey: Seriously, she's like the perfect woman. I know she turned me down, but if she hadn't and she wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and... I haven't bummed you guys out like this in a while, have I?
‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Dr. Long, I've been at this for 17 hours. Three women have come and gone with their babies. You gotta give me some good news. How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr. Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!
Quote from Janice
Nurse: I don't think the next patient is very far along.
Rachel: Okay. Well, then bring her in.
Janice: Oh, my God! [claps]
Quote from Ross
Janice: I can't believe this.
Ross: And yet, somehow, it's true.
Janice: I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies. [laughs]
Ross: Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.