Rachel Quote #933
Quote from Rachel in The One Where Rachel Is Late
Rachel: You will be performing a service. Just think of me as, like, a ketchup bottle. Sometimes, you have to bang on the end of it just to get something to come out.
Ross: I love when you talk dirty to me.
Rachel: Oh, I know it. You're right. That's not sexy. Oh, whoops. Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bend over and get it. Oh, God!
Ross: Okay, enough. This is not going to happen.
Rachel: Come on, Ross. I am miserable here. Come on, you started this, now you finish it! Come on, wuss. Make love to me.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Rachel Is Late’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: She's over a week late. She's got to have it today, right?
Phoebe: I don't know. I think it's still gonna be a while.
Monica: Care to make it interesting? I bet you that she'll have it by this time tomorrow.
Phoebe: You're on.
Monica: Okay, how much?
Phoebe: One hundred thousand dollars.
Monica: How about 50 bucks?
Phoebe: Fine. I'll call Zurich and move some money around.
Quote from Joey
Joey: All right, what else?
Chandler: Well, there's acting classes, stage-combat classes, tap classes-
Joey: Which we're still keeping under our hats.
Chandler: Then there was that dialect coach who helped you with a play where you needed a Southern accent. Which, after 20 hours of lessons, still came out Jamaican.
Joey: What the hell are you talking about? [in a Jamaican accent] The South will rise again, man.
Chandler: Yes, money well-spent.
Quote from Ross
Dr. Long: You're about 80% effaced, so you're on your way. But it still could last a while. If you're anxious, there are ways to help things along.
Ross: Do them.
Dr. Long: Actually, they're things that you can do. Just some home remedies. But in my experience, I've found that some are very effective.
Rachel: Well, we are ready to try anything.
Dr. Long: Okay. There's an herbal tea you can drink. You can take some castor oil. There's eating spicy foods.
Rachel: Great. We will do all of those.
Dr. Long: Taking a long walk.
Rachel: Good. Done.
Dr. Long: And there's the one that's proved most effective: Sex.
Ross: You've got to be kidding me!