Ross Quote #85
Quote from Ross in The One with Mrs. Bing
Nora Bing: It's the Italian hand-Iicker, isn't it?
Ross: No. It's the hand he's Iicking.
Nora Bing: She's supposed to be with you?
Ross: You're good.
Nora Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold 1 00 million copies of my books, and you know why?
Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?
Nora Bing: No, because I know how to write men that women fall in Iove with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo. Come on, the guy's a secondary character. He's just a, you know, complication you eventually kill off.
Ross: When?
Nora Bing: He's not a hero. You know who our hero is?
Ross: The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?
Nora Bing: No, it's you.
Ross: PIease.
Nora Bing: No, really. Come on. You're smart. You're sexy.
Ross: Right.
Nora Bing: You're gonna be fine, believe me.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Mrs. Bing’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News?
Monica: Why?
Phoebe: I just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.
Quote from Chandler
Jay Leno: [on TV] Don't take this wrong, I just don't see you as a mom. I don't mean that in a bad-
Nora Bing: [on TV] Oh, no. I'm a fabulous mom. I bought my son his first condoms.
Chandler: And then he burst into flames.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have got to tell you, I have read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Nora Bing: Oh, please, honey. Listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia and, bam, you have got yourself a book.
Chandler: My mother, Iadies and gentlemen.