Quote from Ross in The One with Mrs. Bing
Nora Bing: It's the Italian hand-Iicker, isn't it? Ross: No. It's the hand he's Iicking. Nora Bing: She's supposed to be with you? Ross: You're good. Nora Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold 1 00 million copies of my books, and you know why? Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? Nora Bing: No, because I know how to write men that women fall in Iove with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo. Come on, the guy's a secondary character. He's just a, you know, complication you eventually kill off. Ross: When? Nora Bing: He's not a hero. You know who our hero is? Ross: The guy on the cover with his nipples showing? Nora Bing: No, it's you. Ross: PIease. Nora Bing: No, really. Come on. You're smart. You're sexy. Ross: Right. Nora Bing: You're gonna be fine, believe me.