Joey Quote #1209
Quote from Joey in The One Where Rachel Tells...
Joey: Why would they take our keys?
Phoebe: Maybe they don't trust us.
Joey: No, that's not it. They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.
Phoebe: You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with Monica's guest towels?
Joey: Hey, I washed those.
Phoebe: No, you didn't.
Joey: Yeah, that didn't sound like me.
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‘The One Where Rachel Tells...’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: I'm just saying. If you can't eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Rachel: I can too eat by myself.
Ross: When have you ever?
Rachel: When certain people leave the table and I am not finished.
Ross: Well, certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl soup.
Rachel: Please, you inhale your food.
Ross: I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!
Quote from Rachel
Ross: I just want you to know that I'm going to be there through this whole thing. Okay. The doctor's appointments, the Lamaze classes, baby-proofing the apartment. Although, we can probably worry about that after we get married.
Rachel: Married?
Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married.
Rachel: Because that's your answer to everything?
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Okay, Ross. Come on, let's just forget about the condoms.
Ross: Well, I may as well have!