Rachel Quote #747

Quote from Rachel in The One with Joey's New Brain

Phoebe: What do we do?
Rachel: I don't know.
Phoebe: Can you believe this? We were waiting for a hot guy and then an even hotter one shows up.
Rachel: I know- What?
Phoebe: Rachel, listen if you let me have him, then I will really owe you one.
Rachel: All right. All right, Phoebe, I will let you have him. But you owe me. You owe me big.

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 ‘The One with Joey's New Brain’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Joey: So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today.
Monica: What is DOOL?
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, you're not going to believe it. My character is coming out of his coma.
Chandler: That's wonderful.
Rachel: Wow, Joey.
Joey: And not only that. I'm getting a new brain!
Chandler: So great things are happening at work and in your personal life.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: What is that?
Chandler: I think it's the Dying Cat Parade.
Monica: It sounds like it's coming from across the street.
Chandler: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Chandler: You know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding? He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "You're half Scottish, right?"
Monica: No. There is no way. It cannot be Ross. Unbelievable. Why is your family Scottish?
Chandler: Why is your family Ross?

Quote from Joey

Joey: I've been watching some tapes. How's this? [in a British accent] Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Never!
Cecilia Monroe: Oh, but Jessica doesn't have an English accent.
Joey: I can do an English accent? That baby's going on my resume.