Quote from Chandler in The One with Joey's New Brain
Monica: What is that? Chandler: I think it's the Dying Cat Parade. Monica: It sounds like it's coming from across the street. Chandler: Oh, my God. Monica: What? Chandler: You know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding? He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "You're half Scottish, right?" Monica: No. There is no way. It cannot be Ross. Unbelievable. Why is your family Scottish? Chandler: Why is your family Ross?