Rachel Quote #714
Quote from Rachel in The One with All the Candy
Mr. Zelner: So, I read your evaluation of Tag. Or, to use his full name, Tag "Sweet Cheeks" Jones? Is something going on with you two?
Rachel: Oh, my God, can you imagine if there was? I mean, what would happen exactly?
Mr. Zelner: Well, I'd be forced to file a report. I'd have to consult with the legal department. And your future at the company would be in jeopardy.
Rachel: Well-
Tag: Mr. Zelner, I'm the one who filled in that evaluation.
Rachel: Oh, no-
Tag: Yeah, yeah. I thought it would be funny.
Mr. Zelner: You wrote that you have a cute tushy?
Tag: Yes. I have a weird sense of humor. And I'm kind of strangely proud of my butt.
Mr. Zelner: It's kind of a risky joke, Tag. And what is this drawing? I can't figure out what this is.
Rachel: You're looking at it upside down, you gotta- It doesn't matter.
Mr. Zelner: It's not like I don't have a sense of humor. Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick every now and then. But there's a time and a place, huh? Unless you have a limerick right now. No? Okay. Well, you've got my fax number.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with All the Candy’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: I can't believe that sign didn't work.
Chandler: You know what would work? Stop making candy.
Monica: But they like it.
Chandler: You mean they like you.
Monica: Maybe.
Chandler: Is that why you became a chef, so people would like you?
Monica: Oh. You really want to talk about getting people to like you, huh, funny man?
Quote from Monica
Monica: The basket is totally empty. Oh, my God, the neighbors ate all the candy.
Chandler: Well, either that or...
Monica: Joey!
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: So did you read your evaluation yet?
Tag: No, it was marked "confidential." I just sent it down to human resources.
Rachel: Okay, please, you're kidding, right? I wrote that one as a joke for you.
Tag: A joke they would appreciate?
Rachel: I'm thinking, no.
Tag: What did you say?
Rachel: I said I thought you were a good kisser and that I liked your teeny, tiny tushy.
Tag: Oh, no, not my tushy.
Rachel: Oh, it gets worse. Where asked if you take initiative, I wrote: "Yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision." And under problems with performance, I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not." And then- And then I drew a little smiley face. And then a small pornographic sketch.