Quote from Rachel in The One with All the Candy
Rachel: So did you read your evaluation yet? Tag: No, it was marked "confidential." I just sent it down to human resources. Rachel: Okay, please, you're kidding, right? I wrote that one as a joke for you. Tag: A joke they would appreciate? Rachel: I'm thinking, no. Tag: What did you say? Rachel: I said I thought you were a good kisser and that I liked your teeny, tiny tushy. Tag: Oh, no, not my tushy. Rachel: Oh, it gets worse. Where asked if you take initiative, I wrote: "Yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision." And under problems with performance, I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not." And then- And then I drew a little smiley face. And then a small pornographic sketch.