Monica Quote #665
Quote from Monica in The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Phoebe: You know, if you want, we could sneak the dog back and Chandler wouldn't even know.
Monica: That's not going to work.
Phoebe: I've had that dog for three days, and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Monica: Hey. I didn't know either.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you kind of knew that something was going on, didn't you?
Monica: Yeah, I knew.
‘The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
Rachel: Huh. A "moo" point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
Quote from Joey
Chandler: So Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in vegetables. Joey?
Joey: Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.
Ross: Wow, how many you got?
Joey: 56.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [answers phone] Hi, Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?
Monica: Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?
Phoebe: I'm sorry, who's this?
Monica: Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch.
Chandler: Tell her I'm allergic, and I will sue!
Phoebe: No, there's no dog here.
Monica: Yes, there is! He's black and white and shaggy, and he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
Phoebe: Oh, my God! Where are you?
Monica: I'll be right there. [knock at the door]
Phoebe: They're here already? How are they doing this?!