Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Phoebe: [answers phone] Hi, Geller-Bing residence. How can I help? Monica: Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment? Phoebe: I'm sorry, who's this? Monica: Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch. Chandler: Tell her I'm allergic, and I will sue! Phoebe: No, there's no dog here. Monica: Yes, there is! He's black and white and shaggy, and he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand. Phoebe: Oh, my God! Where are you? Monica: I'll be right there. [knock at the door] Phoebe: They're here already? How are they doing this?!