Quote from Chandler in The One with the Nap Partners
Monica: Chandler, I just figured out who you are. Chandler: Can you figure out what I'm doing? Monica: You're Louis Posen. Chandler: Who? Monica: He was my best friend in fifth grade. One day, I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why? Chandler: Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?