Rachel Quote #677
Quote from Rachel in The One with Phoebe's Cookies
Phoebe: So, what do you guys want for an engagement gift?
Chandler: That's okay, Pheebs, we're not having a party, so you don't have to-
Monica: [stammering] If someone wants to give us a present, we don't want to deprive them of that joy.
Rachel: Oh, you know what you should get them, one of those little portable CD players.
Monica: Oh, I already have one.
Phoebe: Unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist.
Rachel: Yeah, and by "someone" she means Joey.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Cookies’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. Get out of the way, jackass! Who names their boat Coast Guard, anyway?
Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coast is all the way over there.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: I mean, what about friends of your grandma? Wouldn't they have the recipe?
Phoebe: Well, you know, I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse."
Monica: What was her name?
Phoebe: Nestley Toulouse.
Monica: Nestlé Toll House?
Phoebe: Ugh. You Americans always butcher the French language.
Monica: Phoebe, is this the recipe?
Phoebe: Yes! Oh.
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out that recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time.
Phoebe: I know! You see, it is stuff like this which is why you're burning in hell!
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: If you don't sail your boat, what do you do on there?
Joey: Oh, it's great. It's a great place to just kind of sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips.
Chandler: Well, it's good that you finally have a place to do that.