Joey Quote #968
Quote from Joey in The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Joey: So apparently there's a million guys out there that can play Mac and there's only this one robot. And this one guy who controls it. I didn't know he could get me fired. What am I gonna do?
Monica: Well, you know, Joey, you're a pretty charming guy.
Joey: Thanks. But I have a problem to deal with here.
Monica: No, sweetie. You've got to win over the guy who controls C.H.E.E.S.E. You've got to go back there and kiss some serious robot ass.
Joey: That's not a bad idea. Okay, but If I have to turn on the charm tomorrow, I'm not wasting any more of it over here on you guys. Well, actually I got a little bit saved for you, Pheebs.
‘The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Ross: I just found out Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.
Chandler: Wait a minute. Hold the phone. You're not Elizabeth's dad?
Quote from Ross
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Ross: It's great to meet you, Paul.
Paul: I usually prefer that Liz's boyfriends address me as Mr. Stevens.
Ross: Of course. Mr. Stevens.
Paul: So, Ross what's your problem?
Ross: Excuse me?
Paul: Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?
Ross: It's funny. ... Um, it's not funny.
Quote from Monica
Ross: Come on, guys. I really want this guy to like me. It would really help me out if you guys could be here to make me look good.
Monica: Of course we'll help.
Ross: Thanks.
Monica: Yeah. We know how tough those parent-teacher conferences can be.