Monica Quote #604
Quote from Monica in The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Rachel: Okay, Chandler.
Chandler: Okay.
Rachel: And your horoscope says: "On the 5th, a special someone is going to give you a gift."
Chandler: Well, thank you in advance.
Rachel: "Oh, but the 12th brings a lover's spat."
Monica: You are going to make a joke about my special present. Why would you do that?
‘The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Ross: I just found out Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.
Chandler: Wait a minute. Hold the phone. You're not Elizabeth's dad?
Quote from Monica
Ross: Come on, guys. I really want this guy to like me. It would really help me out if you guys could be here to make me look good.
Monica: Of course we'll help.
Ross: Thanks.
Monica: Yeah. We know how tough those parent-teacher conferences can be.
Quote from Ross
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Ross: It's great to meet you, Paul.
Paul: I usually prefer that Liz's boyfriends address me as Mr. Stevens.
Ross: Of course. Mr. Stevens.
Paul: So, Ross what's your problem?
Ross: Excuse me?
Paul: Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?
Ross: It's funny. ... Um, it's not funny.