Quote from Monica in The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Rachel: Okay, Chandler. Chandler: Okay. Rachel: And your horoscope says: "On the 5th, a special someone is going to give you a gift." Chandler: Well, thank you in advance. Rachel: "Oh, but the 12th brings a lover's spat." Monica: You are going to make a joke about my special present. Why would you do that?