Chandler Quote #1974
Quote from Chandler in The One on the Last Night
Chandler: I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.
Ross: And now you want that money back?
Chandler: Exactly.
Ross: Chandler, what kind of idiot do you take me for?
Chandler: It's not a real game. I made it up.
Ross: I'm sorry you lost your money. But I won it fair and square.
Chandler: At a fake game!
Ross: Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back, I'd be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you. I am very good at Cups.
Chandler: Okay, now, I assume the saucer card came up when you played last?
Ross: No.
Chandler: Hmm, let's see if it comes up this time.
Friends Quotes
‘The One on the Last Night’ Quotes
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: That's funny. Because I was just going to go across the hall and write that on Chandler.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Okay, I'm going to be moving out, so you are going to be in charge of paying the rent.
Joey: Right. And when is that due?
Chandler: On the first of the month.
Joey: And that's every month?
Chandler: No, just the months you actually want to live here.
Chandler: Okay, here's the phone bill.
Joey: Oh, my God.
Chandler: That's our phone number.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Now, look, I know I kind of sprung this whole me-moving-out-on-you thing. So why don't I just cover you for a while?
Joey: No, no. No way. Joey Tribbiani does not take charity ... anymore.
Chandler: It's not charity, Joe.
Joey: No. Forget it. I mean, thanks, but I'm done taking money from you. All right, I can take care of myself. Now, what's next? Come on.
Chandler: Okay, here's the electric bill.
Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?
Chandler: Well, yeah. [Joey turns the lights off] So we'll do the rest of the bills later, then?