Ross Quote #677
Quote from Ross in The One with Joey's Porsche
Ross: You know, I'm sorry, this is insane. I'm not addicted to heroin, I'm not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything. Look, I'll consummate this marriage right here, right now.
Judge: That won't be necessary.
Ross: And when we were dating, we consummated like bunnies.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's Porsche’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Monica: Joey, why don't you put them in the lost and found?
Joey: There's a lost and found? My shoe!
Chandler: You left a shoe here?
Joey: Well, I didn't realize till I got home. And I wasn't gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe.
Quote from Monica
Joey: I figured if people keep seeing me just standing there, they're gonna start to think I don't own it. So I figure I'll wash it, right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?
Monica: Oh, yeah. I got soap and sponges and rags and carnauba wax and polishing compound.
Chandler: You don't even have a car.
Monica: I know. But one time there was this really dirty car parked in front of the building, so I washed it.
Chandler: And?
Monica: And six others.
Chandler: There you are.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Ross didn't get the annulment. We are still married.
Monica: You are kidding?
Phoebe: Oh, my God!
Monica: Ross.
Ross: Okay, maybe it wasn't my best decision, but I just couldn't face another failed marriage.
Chandler: Let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?