Rachel Quote #558
Quote from Rachel in The One with Joey's Porsche
Rachel: I kind of have a little confession.
Ross: What?
Rachel: Well, you know, this whole marriage thing. Kind of my idea.
Ross: Excuse me?
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: And I didn't really wanna say anything, but it just kind of kept coming back to me. And, remember, we were in the casino, and for some reason you thought it'd be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So, as a compromise, we decided first to get married and then-
Ross: -to eat a lot of grapes.
Rachel: -to eat a lot of grapes. So, um, sorry I got us into this whole thing.
Ross: So then, I mean, if you think about it this is all your fault.
Rachel: Yeah, don't push it, though.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's Porsche’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Monica: Joey, why don't you put them in the lost and found?
Joey: There's a lost and found? My shoe!
Chandler: You left a shoe here?
Joey: Well, I didn't realize till I got home. And I wasn't gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe.
Quote from Monica
Joey: I figured if people keep seeing me just standing there, they're gonna start to think I don't own it. So I figure I'll wash it, right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?
Monica: Oh, yeah. I got soap and sponges and rags and carnauba wax and polishing compound.
Chandler: You don't even have a car.
Monica: I know. But one time there was this really dirty car parked in front of the building, so I washed it.
Chandler: And?
Monica: And six others.
Chandler: There you are.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Ross didn't get the annulment. We are still married.
Monica: You are kidding?
Phoebe: Oh, my God!
Monica: Ross.
Ross: Okay, maybe it wasn't my best decision, but I just couldn't face another failed marriage.
Chandler: Let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?