Ross Quote #648

Quote from Ross in The One After Vegas

Ross: I'm not kidding. Look, I can't have three failed marriages. I can't, okay? I am not gonna be that guy.
Rachel: So what, we just stay married forever?
Ross: Okay, how- How is this going to affect you, really? I mean, you fill some form out once in a while, instead of checking the box that says "Miss," you check the box that says, "Mrs." It's right next to it.
Rachel: Okay. I'm sorry, you're right. You know what? We can stay married because I thought that the boxes were far away from each other.

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 ‘The One After Vegas’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: The bottom line, Ross, is we cannot stay married.
Ross: I don't know if that's true.
Rachel: Oh, but it is.
Ross: Okay. You know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage-
Rachel: Oh, Ross, come on. This is not a marriage. This is the world's worst hangover!

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will.
Ross: All right. All right, I'll do it.
Rachel Thank you. Hey. Hey, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?