Chandler Quote #1077

Quote from Chandler in The One After Vegas

Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
Rachel: Well, I guess we find a divorce lawyer.
Chandler: Well, I think, I think Ross already has one. Now, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so you get the third one for free.

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 ‘The One After Vegas’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: The bottom line, Ross, is we cannot stay married.
Ross: I don't know if that's true.
Rachel: Oh, but it is.
Ross: Okay. You know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage-
Rachel: Oh, Ross, come on. This is not a marriage. This is the world's worst hangover!

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will.
Ross: All right. All right, I'll do it.
Ross: Thank you.
Rachel: Hey. Hey, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?

 Chandler Bing Quotes

Quote from The One with All the Rugby

Chandler: Janice. There you are. I had to have one last kiss. And also, you said you were going to leave after I got on the plane.
Janice: No. I want to see you take off.
Chandler: Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen. I'm going to Yemen. [to an elderly woman in line] When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?

Quote from The One with the Prom Video

Joey: Some girl ate Monica.
Monica: Shut up. The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Huh. So how many cameras are actually on you?

Quote from The One with All the Rugby

Airport Announcement: This is the final boarding call for flight 664 to Yemen.
Chandler: Well, I guess I gotta go.
Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. I'll wait for you. Do you even know how long you're going to be gone?
Chandler: Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel.
Janice: Oh. Well, I'll write you every day. 15, Yemen Road, Yemen.
Chandler: Okay. Goodbye.