Chandler Quote #961
Quote from Chandler in The One with All the Resolutions
Chandler: Okay, look. I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win. Okay? Here. Pheebs, flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so you can get back to your home planet. And Ross, phone call for you today. Tom Jones. He wants his pants back. And Hornswoggle? What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock? [groans]
Friends Quotes
‘The One with All the Resolutions’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Ross: You know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room or ...?
Quote from Ross
Ross: I see lotion. I have lotion. Will that work?
Joey: Yeah, sure. Throw some of that on there.
Ross: Hold on.
Joey: Ross, you okay?
Ross: They're still not coming on, man. And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!
Joey: Really? Uh, what color is it?
Ross: What difference does that make?
Joey: Well, if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Listen, who are you kissing at midnight? Rachel or Phoebe?
Ross: What?
Joey: You gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss your sister.
Ross: Well, who's gonna kiss my sister?
Joey: Chandler.
Ross: Oh, man! Really?
Joey: Dude. Who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler?
Ross: That's a good point. Well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.
Joey: Pheebs, Pheebs. Listen. Ross wants to kiss you at midnight.
Phoebe: So obvious. Why doesn't he just ask?
Joey: Rach, Rach. Listen, I'm gonna kiss you at midnight.
Rachel: What?
Joey: Well everyone's got to kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross. You got the history.
Rachel: So?
Joey: So, who would you rather have kissing you, me or Chandler?
Rachel: Oh, good point.