Ross: I see lotion. I have lotion. Will that work?
Joey: Yeah, sure. Throw some of that on there.
Ross: Hold on.
Joey: Ross, you okay?
Ross: They're still not coming on, man. And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!
Joey: Really? Uh, what color is it?
Ross: What difference does that make?
Joey: Well, if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference.