Rachel Quote #459

Quote from Rachel in The One with All the Thanksgivings

Monica: I just don't feel like I got him back, you know. I just want to humiliate him. I want him to be, like, naked, and I want to point at him and laugh.
Rachel: Okay. That, we may be able to do.
Monica: How?
Rachel: Well, guys tend to get naked before they're going to have sex.
Monica: What? I didn't work this hard and lose all this weight just so I could give my flower to someone like him.
Rachel: Okay. First of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's ever going to take it.

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 ‘The One with All the Thanksgivings’ Quotes

Quote from Jack Geller

Judy Geller: Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room in the fridge.
Monica: No. No, thank you.
Jack Geller: Well, Judy, you did it. She's finally full.

Quote from Judy Geller

Judy Geller: Monica, come down. Everyone's here. Ross, Rachel and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I've got one that's worse.
Chandler: Really? Worse than, "More turkey, Mr. Chandler?"
Phoebe: Did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler? Yes, mine's worse!
[Phoebe in a field hospital, Thanksgiving 1862]
Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here. This man is- [an explosion blows off Phoebe's arm] Oh, no.
[Present day:]
Ross: In this life, Phoebe.
Phoebe: Oh, this life? Oh, okay. No, Chandler's is worse.