Ross Quote #542

Quote from Ross in The One with the Yeti

Ross: You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work. It's about compromise.
Do you always like it? No. Do you do it? Yes. Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time. It's real life. It's what grown-ups, do.

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 ‘The One with the Yeti’ Quotes

Quote from Gunther

Monica: What is that?
Ross: I'm just getting rid of a couple of things.
Monica: This is all of your things.
Ross: Yes. Yes, it is. No, but it's good. Emily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours. Together. You know, brand new.
Monica: So basically this is a "getting rid of anything Rachel ever touched sale".
Ross: Touched, used, sat on, slept on.
Gunther: I'll take it all.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey. None of that. Not while you're living under my roof.
Monica: What?
Joey: Look, just because I know about you two doesn't mean I like looking at it.
Chandler: Aren't you supposed to be at an audition for an hour?
Joey: Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman. And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition. Okay, look. If I have pretend to not know about you two, then you two are going to have to pretend there's nothing to know about it.
Monica: Okay. Sorry.
Chandler: Sorry.
[After Joey goes into his bedroom, Monica and Chandler start kissing]
Joey: I can hear that!
Monica: Rachel's at work. [Chandler and Monica leave]
Joey: I can still hear you!

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: Look, we were way out of line, all right? We totally support you.
Monica: Whatever you decide, whatever you do.
Phoebe: Okay, now you're just taking lines right out of the song.