Joey Quote #614
Quote from Joey in The One with the Yeti
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey. None of that. Not while you're living under my roof.
Monica: What?
Joey: Look, just because I know about you two doesn't mean I like looking at it.
Chandler: Aren't you supposed to be at an audition for an hour?
Joey: Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman. And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition. Okay, look. If I have pretend to not know about you two, then you two are going to have to pretend there's nothing to know about it.
Monica: Okay. Sorry.
Chandler: Sorry.
[After Joey goes into his bedroom, Monica and Chandler start kissing]
Joey: I can hear that!
Monica: Rachel's at work. [Chandler and Monica leave]
Joey: I can still hear you!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Yeti’ Quotes
Quote from Gunther
Monica: What is that?
Ross: I'm just getting rid of a couple of things.
Monica: This is all of your things.
Ross: Yes. Yes, it is. No, but it's good. Emily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours. Together. You know, brand new.
Monica: So basically this is a "getting rid of anything Rachel ever touched sale".
Ross: Touched, used, sat on, slept on.
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Emily won't let Ross see Rachel. We're not going to stop seeing Rachel. Hence, Ross stops seeing us.
Phoebe: Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.
Chandler: Yeah, I know. We're losing Ross. Joey said "hence."
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: You got off easy. When my friend Sylvie's husband said someone else's name in bed she cursed him and turned his thingy green.
Ross: I guess I'm lucky Emily is not magic.
Phoebe: Oh, she is. We all are.