Chandler Quote #916
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Kips
Monica: Okay, this one I like.
Chandler: Nothing. It's over. Damn it, this is regularly scheduled programming!
Monica: Can we turn the TV off? Okay, do we really have to spend the entire weekend like this?
Chandler: Oh, I'm sorry, am I getting in the way of the room-switching fun?
Monica: Hey, don't blame me for ruining tonight.
Chandler: Well, who should I blame? The nice bellman who had to drag our luggage to ten different rooms?
Monica: Oh, I don't know. How about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on half a tank of gas?
Chandler: Do not speak ill of the dead.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Kips’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.
Rachel: It's LaPooh!
Phoebe: I know, it's LaPooh right now but it'll get better.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change. So I should be the one to, you know, step back.
Rachel: No, Ross.
Ross: No, no, it's okay. Really. There are plenty of people who just see their sisters at Thanksgiving, and just see their college roommates at reunions, and just see Joey at Burger King.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were stuck in here all night with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said "Rachel" at the wedding, I figured it was going to happen again. So I hid this in here.
Monica: Candy bars, crossword puzzles-
Phoebe: Ooh, "Mad Libs"! Mine!
Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: Hey, you don't know how long we're going to be in here. We may have to re-populate the Earth.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?