Chandler Quote #899
Quote from Chandler in The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Rachel: So, Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
Chandler: Yeah, she might have mentioned him.
Rachel: So, Mon, when are we going to meet this new, secret waiter man?
Monica: He's really shy. I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.
Chandler: Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.
Rachel: I don't care. I want to meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had.
Chandler: Really? That's what you heard? You said that?
Monica: I might have.
Chandler: Why is that funny? Because I'm very happy for him. And you. You lucky dog.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Maybe Joey's right and all good deeds are selfish.
Phoebe: I will find a selfless good deed. Because I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!
Quote from Joey
Joey: That's because all people are selfish.
Phoebe: Are you calling me selfish?
Joey: Are you calling you people?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I can't believe I can't find a selfless good deed. You know that old guy that lives next to me? I snuck over there and raked up the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me, and he force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!