Phoebe Quote #722

Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS

Rachel: Maybe Joey's right and all good deeds are selfish.
Phoebe: I will find a selfless good deed. Because I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!

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 ‘The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: That's because all people are selfish.
Phoebe: Are you calling me selfish?
Joey: Are you calling you people?

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Hello, Chandler. I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day.
Chandler: Oh, that was yours? Yeah, we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars.
Monica: Williams-Sonoma, fall catalog, page 27.
Chandler: Expect it in 4 to 6 weeks.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I can't believe I can't find a selfless good deed. You know that old guy that lives next to me? I snuck over there and raked up the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me, and he force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!