Monica Quote #427

Quote from Monica in The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS

Monica: Come in. I've been waiting for you.
Rachel: Hi, I just-
Monica: Argh. Oh, my God. Monica.
Monica: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I was, I was taking a nap.
Rachel: Since when do you take naps in that position? Oh, God, Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy. Please tell me you were waiting for a guy.
Monica: Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. I'm seeing a guy from work! Ha!
Rachel: That cute waiter guy from your restaurant? The one that looks like a nonthreatening Ray Liotta?
Monica: Aha. That one.

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 ‘The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Maybe Joey's right and all good deeds are selfish.
Phoebe: I will find a selfless good deed. Because I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!

Quote from Joey

Joey: That's because all people are selfish.
Phoebe: Are you calling me selfish?
Joey: Are you calling you people?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I can't believe I can't find a selfless good deed. You know that old guy that lives next to me? I snuck over there and raked up the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me, and he force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!