Chandler Quote #792

Quote from Chandler in The One with Rachel's Crush

Chandler: I am so totally screwed. They're gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, then they'll go to their cast parties, and he's gonna try to undermine me. He'll be like, "So, where's your boyfriend? What's his name? Chester?" And she'll go, "No, no, no. It's Chandler." And he'll go, "Ha, ha, ha. Whatever!"
Joey: That is a good trick.

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 ‘The One with Rachel's Crush’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Rachel: I don't even know how I would go about it.
Joey: Well, what I do is, I look a woman up and down, and I say "Hey. How you doin'?"
Phoebe: Oh, please.
Joey: Hey. How you doin'?
[Phoebe giggles]

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Why'd you make a big thing out of everyone hanging out in the big apartment?
Monica: 'Cause they took our apartment. I wanted to punish them. I'm done now. They've suffered enough.
Phoebe: If you wanted to punish them, you should have just made them hang out here.

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault. Just because you guys had a fight does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Ross: Well, if she thought they were on a break...