Chandler Quote #791
Quote from Chandler in The One with Rachel's Crush
Phoebe: How was Kathy's play?
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good-looking guy.
Chandler: It was like somebody literally wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me $32 to see it.
Phoebe: That's a good idea for a business.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Rachel's Crush’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: I don't even know how I would go about it.
Joey: Well, what I do is, I look a woman up and down, and I say "Hey. How you doin'?"
Phoebe: Oh, please.
Joey: Hey. How you doin'?
[Phoebe giggles]
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Why'd you make a big thing out of everyone hanging out in the big apartment?
Monica: 'Cause they took our apartment. I wanted to punish them. I'm done now. They've suffered enough.
Phoebe: If you wanted to punish them, you should have just made them hang out here.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault. Just because you guys had a fight does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Ross: Well, if she thought they were on a break...