Ross Quote #435
Quote from Ross in The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Phoebe: If she's no fun, why date her at all?
Ross: Well, I want to give her another chance. She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, she said something that if she was kidding, was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasn't kidding, she's not fun, she's stupid and kind of a racist.
‘The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Went to the store, Sat on Santa's lap, Asked him to bring my friends, All kinds of crap, Said all you need is, To write them a song, Now you haven't heard it yet, So don't try to sing along, No, don't sing along, Monica, Monica Have a happy Hannukah, Saw Santa Claus, He said hello to Ross, And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy, And Rachel and Chandler, [indistinct] Happy holidays, everybody!
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, that must be why I got fired last week. Does this Orson Welles guy direct Burger King commercials?
Chandler: [silence] Yes.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: We were at the back of the train. I sat near the door so she'd have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.
Chandler: Were you so late because you were burying this woman?