Ross Quote #379
Quote from Ross in The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
Ross: Where's the rest of my stuff? Like my ... Hey, this book is mine. And that T-shirt you sleep in? I'd like that back too. Yes, I do.
Rachel: You know how much I love that T-shirt. You never even wear that T-shirt.
Ross: I'm just trying to help you "move on."
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty-
Ross: Petty.
Rachel: -petty, petty. Small.
Ross: Small.
Rachel: You are so just doing this out of spite.
Ross: Oh, no. I'm gonna wear this all the time. I love this shirt!
Rachel: You haven't worn that t-shirt since you were 15. It doesn't even fit you anymore.
Ross: Okay, okay. [puts on the tiny t-shirt] If you don't mind, I'm gonna take the rest of my stuff ... and "relax" in my favorite shirt.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Tiny T-Shirt’ Quotes
Quote from Gunther
Rachel: All right, let's go shopping.
Mark: Before we go, there's something I need to say. I've kind of had this crush on you. Since you were with Ross, I didn't do anything about it. But now that you're not, I'd really like to ask you out sometime. So that's what I'm doing .. now.
[Gunther goes out back. A huge clatter is heard, followed by another. Gunther returns.]
Gunther: I dropped a cup.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, why isn't it "Spiderman"? Like Goldman, Silverman?
Chandler: Because it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: It's not, like, Phil Spiderman. He's a Spider-Man: You know, like, Goldman is a last name. But there's no Gold-Man.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. There should be a Gold-Man!
Quote from Chandler
Joey: [entering the apartment] Oh, Mommy. Oh, Daddy. I am a big old baddy. Oh, Mommy. Oh, Daddy. I am a big old baddy. [leaves]
Ross: I guess he must've gotten the part in that play.
Chandler: Either that, or Gloria Estefan was right. Eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.